Floyd | A new game begins with 7 players composed of 2 werewolves, 1 seer, 1
Floyd | wolfsbane carrier, and 3 villagers.  Now it is night; time for the
Floyd | werewolves to KILL, the seer to IDENTIFY, the wolfsbane carrier to
Floyd | PROTECT and the rest to SLEEP.
jwalrus says, "this game looks too easy for villagers ... yeah, better"
(From maga_dogg) Floyd | maga_dogg requests 0 villagers
BrenBarn says (to maga), "What do you care, you're never a villager anyway"
You whisper "protect brenbarn" to Floyd.
Floyd whispers, "You decide to protect brenbarn from the werewolves."
Floyd | maga_dogg, a villager, is discovered lounging by the town gates,
Floyd | behind the tavern, in the bushes, across the town square, and at home.
Floyd | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch.
jwalrus says, "aw, poor doggy"
maga_dogg asks, "see why I hate villagers?"
Hloif says, "Eep."
BrenBarn says, "Bummer"
Mona says, "that's what they all say"
maga_dogg says, "also, I'll bet that was brenbarn getting me back"
schep says (to m_d), "shush"
maga_dogg shushes
jwalrus says (to maga), "you'll never love this game until you learn to appreciate being a villager"
BrenBarn says, "So true"
You whisper "who" to Floyd.
Floyd whispers, "Current players (6):"
Floyd whispers, "hloif has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "boingball has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "schep has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "mona has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "jwalrus has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
maga_dogg thinks losing your innards is such fun.
BoingBall says, "enough of this, it's lynching time"
Hloif exclaims (at BoingBall), "Yay!"
BrenBarn says, "Hmmm, let's see. . ."
schep says, "heh, I know some people who always play insane villagers."
Mona says (to BoingBall), "right"
Floyd | jwalrus votes to lynch boingball.
BoingBall says, "not mr"
BoingBall says, "ME"
Floyd | jwalrus retracts a vote for boingball.
BrenBarn asks, "not mr me?"
Mona asks, "mini me?"
Floyd | hloif votes to lynch jwalrus.
Hloif says (to jwalrus), "Awfully quick to lynch someone there."
jwalrus says, "sorry, I have to whenever someone says 'let's kill someone'"
Floyd | hloif retracts a vote for jwalrus.
Hloif says (to jwalrus), "Ack, sorry.  :P"
Floyd | jwalrus votes to lynch hloif.
jwalrus says, "oh, ok"
Hloif exclaims (at jwalrus), "Hey!"
Floyd | jwalrus retracts a vote for hloif.
BrenBarn retracts a vote for bogus voting.
Floyd | mona votes to lynch mona.
jwalrus asks (of mona), "got to go?"
maga_dogg chuckles
BrenBarn says, "YAY"
Floyd | mona retracts a vote for mona.
jwalrus says, "oh, ok"
Mona says, "no, just trying"
jwalrus says, "aw, you can't vote floyd"
BrenBarn says, "I suspect the stoic schep"
jwalrus says (to okb), "why/"
jwalrus says, "s#/#?#"
Floyd | hloif votes to lynch schep.
Mona says, "yeah, he has been suspiciously quiet"
jwalrus says, "true"
Hloif says (to jwalrus), "Okay, THAT was confusing."
jwalrus laughs.
schep says, "wait, we can't get anything wrong unless the baner is right? that kind of sux."
jwalrus asks (of schep), "what?"
You whisper "who" to Floyd.
Floyd whispers, "Current players (6):"
Floyd whispers, "hloif has 0 votes and votes to lynch schep."
Floyd whispers, "boingball has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "schep has 1 vote and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "mona has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "jwalrus has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Mona asks (of schep), "what does that mean?"
jwalrus says, "crap, you're right"
BrenBarn says, "Whoa, true"
jwalrus says, "if we screw up, we all die"
Hloif says (to jwalrus), "Eep."
Mona says, "idgi"
jwalrus says, "unless the baner protects the right person"
Hloif says, "But wait...  Can someone explain the logic to me?  I don't get it."
maga_dogg will see you all in hell.
(From Hloif) maga_dogg says, "from heaven"
BrenBarn says (to Hloif), "we lynch 1 villager, 1 villager is killed by wolves, leaving 2 wolves and 2 villagers.  wolves win"
jwalrus says (to Mona), "there are only six left ... if we lynch an innocent and the wolves kill one tonight, that's 2-2, and we lose"
schep says, "if we lynch an innocent now, and the wolves successfully kill someone now, they win."
Hloif says (to BrenBarn), "Hmm."
Mona says, "oh ok."
Hloif says (to BrenBarn), "Okay, thanks."
schep says, "second now is supposed to be tonight."
jwalrus says, "but, if baner is right, we're left with 2 wolves and 3 villagers"
BrenBarn says, "The way to avoid that is lynch a wolf or be a lucky baner"
Mona says (to schep), "guess that saved your fanny"
maga_dogg smirks
jwalrus says, "and if that happens, we have to be right and the baner can't help either"
BrenBarn asks, "Does this mean seer should reveal?"
jwalrus says, "so, let's be right"
jwalrus says, "probably"
schep says (to BrenBarn), "I kind of think so."
BrenBarn asks, "And baner flip between himself and seer?"
Mona asks (of BrenBarn), "are you the seer?"
jwalrus says, "yeah, I reckon"
schep says, "well, only if the seer knows an innocent."
BrenBarn says, "Or a guilty"
schep says, "as opposed to maga_dogg"
schep says (to BrenBarn), "well, obviously."
BrenBarn says, "True"
jwalrus asks, "so, anyone seering?"
BrenBarn asks, "Should we do the 'if I am seer, then' thing?"
jwalrus says, "yay schepler maneuver"
schep says (to BrenBarn), "Not much point, since we may not have tomorrow."
jwalrus says (to schep), "true"
BrenBarn says, "Hmm."
BrenBarn asks, "Now, an interesting point: should baner reveal themself, or would that increase wolf chances of killing someone?"
jwalrus asks, "so, are we to assume that the seer has only ID'd maga?"
BoingBall asks, "arr, bollocks. just to get the game moving... I'm seer, I idented maga. happy?"
jwalrus says, "I don't think baner should own up"
schep says (to BrenBarn), "I say yes."
jwalrus says, "wait, I'm not sure"
BrenBarn asks (of schep), "Yes it would increase chances?"
BrenBarn asks, "Or yes reveal?"
maga_dogg HATES being villagers even more now
schep asks (of jwalrus), "Why not?"
jwalrus asks, "what does anyone gain by baner owning up, unless they're in danger of lynching?"
BrenBarn says (to maga_dogg), "I had more fun just being dead than I probably would have playing."
BrenBarn says, "In that large a game"
maga_dogg says (to brenbarn), "there is an element of amusement if you know something the rest don't... otherwise, it sux"
BrenBarn says (to jwal), "That was my thought.  And since seer has already owned up, we're back where we tarted."
BrenBarn says (to maga_dogg), "Nah"
Mona says, "so it's a toss up"
jwalrus asks (of maga), "you mean werewolf is only fun when it feeds your superiority complex?"
Mona flips a coin.
You whisper "who" to Floyd.
Floyd whispers, "Current players (6):"
Floyd whispers, "hloif has 0 votes and votes to lynch schep."
Floyd whispers, "boingball has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "schep has 1 vote and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "mona has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "jwalrus has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
jwalrus asks, "wait, what are we tossing for?"
maga_dogg says (to jwalrus), "not really... but dead villager has to be the worst possible situation"
BrenBarn says, "I'm not tossing anything"
Hloif passed confused about five minutes ago.
Floyd | boingball votes to lynch hloif.
BrenBarn says (to maga_dogg), "No, you get the unique perspective of knowing nothing and trying to figure things out for yourself."
jwalrus says (to maga), "wolf is just as fun to watch, often"
Mona says, "I'm tossing between schep and Hloif"
jwalrus says, "why those? ... wait, that's not me. ok, good plan"
maga_dogg says, "I suppose it removes the frustration element"
schep says, "heh"
Hloif exclaims, "Wait!"
BrenBarn says, "Sounds like as good a pair as any"
Mona says, "hloif too quiet, schep too vocal"
Hloif asks, "What did I do?"
Hloif asks, "I'm too quiet because I don't understand what's going on.  I'm trying to listen to the conversation and figure stuff out.  I'm sorry!  But why does that automatically make me a wolf?"
schep says, "hm. also, hloif quiet _and_ voting for me through all that discussion."
Floyd | hloif retracts a vote for schep.
BrenBarn says, "Heh"
jwalrus says, "hm, tricky"
Hloif says (to schep), "I'm sorry, I just wanted to vote for someone."
BrenBarn says, "That is pretty suspicious"
jwalrus says, "hloif could be a wolf, I suppose"
BoingBall says, "we have no real way of telling, now"
jwalrus asks, "but is that really evidence?"
Mona says (to jwalrus), "heck, you could be one for all we know"
BrenBarn says (to Mona), "or you"
jwalrus says, "but you know I'm always a villager"
Hloif says (to BrenBarn), "Or you."
(From BrenBarn) DUNNANANAA
Mona says (to jwalrus), "ha ha"
maga_dogg says, "in fact, there is sweet F/A as far as evidence goes"
jwalrus says, "also, as soon as you say that I know I'll be doing a gallows dance before the evening"
BrenBarn says (to jwal), "That's the Emily argument"
BoingBall says, "All we know is I'm seer"
Hloif asks (of BoingBall), "Okay, and what did you see last night?"
BoingBall says, "maga."
BrenBarn says, "I'm going with my guts here"
maga_dogg says, "me"
BoingBall says, "as I said"
You whisper "vote schep" to Floyd.
Floyd | brenbarn votes to lynch schep.
jwalrus says (to okb), "unlike maga, who's going without his"
Floyd | hloif votes to lynch schep.
jwalrus says, "fine"
BrenBarn says (to jwal), "Heh"
Floyd | jwalrus votes to lynch schep.
BoingBall says, "I'm not"
Mona says, "hmm..."
schep says, "I'm a villager."
Floyd | jwalrus retracts a vote for schep.
jwalrus asks, "wait, why, again?"
schep says, "bye, and good luck baner."
Floyd | hloif retracts a vote for schep.
maga_dogg says (to schep), "convinving argument"
BrenBarn says (to maga), "Shh"
maga_dogg says, "sorry... can't help it"
Mona says, "I tend more to Hloif, actually"
Hloif asks (of Mona), "Why?!?"
BrenBarn asks (of BoingBall), "Who do you think it is?"
Hloif says (to Mona), "I'"
Mona says (to Hloif), "call it a hunch"
jwalrus says, "I suspect Mona, just because she hasn't been suspected enough"
BrenBarn says, "Hmm, true"
Mona says, "fir enough"
Hloif says, "I'm bad at this game, I'm sorry.  I can't figure out the logic as easily as you guys can.  I'm doing my best."
BoingBall says (to Bren), "Hloif or you"
Mona says, "or pine, even"
BrenBarn says (to BoingBall), "Hloif then"
jwalrus asks (of Bren), "why not you?"
Floyd | mona votes to lynch hloif.
Hloif asks, "Why me?"
BrenBarn bites his lip.
Floyd | hloif votes to lynch mona.
Hloif exclaims, "Mona is setting me up!"
schep says, "one too many 'I'm confused' pleas, I think."
BoingBall says, "But, despite being seer, I really have no clue"
Floyd | schep votes to lynch hloif.
Hloif asks, "Can I at least defend myself?"
You whisper "who" to Floyd.
Floyd whispers, "Current players (6):"
Floyd whispers, "hloif has 3 votes and votes to lynch mona."
Floyd whispers, "boingball has 0 votes and votes to lynch hloif."
Floyd whispers, "schep has 1 vote and votes to lynch hloif."
Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and votes to lynch schep."
Floyd whispers, "mona has 1 vote and votes to lynch hloif."
Floyd whispers, "jwalrus has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
jwalrus says (to hloif), "shoot"
schep says, "sure."
BrenBarn says, "Yes, go"
BoingBall throws Hloif a twig.
Floyd | schep retracts a vote for hloif.
jwalrus laughs.
BrenBarn chuckles.
jwalrus says (to hloif), "defend away, before we tire and kill you"
jwalrus says, "darn lag"
maga_dogg says, "I like a lynchin'"
Hloif says, "Okay, here's the deal.  I have a plugged up toilet, a wedding to shop for, and a game of werewolf to play.  I'm just overwhelmed.  So I'm reading the discussion about the logic and trying to decide whom to vote for.  That's all, honestly."
Hloif says, "And if you don't believe me, then go ahead and vote for me."
You whisper "unvote" to Floyd.
Mona asks (of Hloif), "so?"
Floyd | brenbarn retracts a vote for schep.
schep says, "okay"
BrenBarn says, "Meta-reasons again"
Floyd | schep votes to lynch hloif.
Hloif exclaims, "FINE!"
Floyd | hloif changes vote from mona to hloif.
Floyd | A majority has voted to lynch hloif, who is strung up and dies before
Floyd | sundown. hloif turns out to have been a werewolf.
Floyd | Night has fallen; time for some to sleep and others to kill.
BrenBarn says, "Aha"
BoingBall says, "oh, I'm sorry"
Hloif has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
</Gunther> +++ATH
jwalrus asks, "suicide wolf?"
You whisper "protect boingball" to Floyd.
Floyd whispers, "You decide to protect boingball from the werewolf."
Floyd | brenbarn, a wolfsbane carrier, wakes missing a few vital organs.
Floyd | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch.
jwalrus says, "dammit"
schep says, "argh"
jwalrus says, "also, ironic"
Mona says, "grr"
BoingBall says, "Fuck it. Again the person I identify dies"
jwalrus says, "</maga_dogg>"
jwalrus says, "hm, this is not good"
BoingBall says, "now we just wait for someone to be confused and start arranging weddings"
You whisper "who" to Floyd.
Floyd | Current players (4):
Floyd | boingball has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted.
Floyd | schep has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted.
Floyd | mona has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted.
Floyd | jwalrus has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted.
Floyd |
jwalrus asks, "we have to be right, right?"
Floyd | boingball votes to lynch mona.
Mona says, "right..."
schep asks, "well. Mona was the one to accuse Hloif early, right?"
jwalrus says, "suspicious ol' mona"
Mona says (to boing), "now that's just stupid"
schep asks, "Or do I misremember?"
Mona says (to schep), "right"
jwalrus says, "I think mona set everyone onto hloif, yeah"
Floyd | schep votes to lynch jwalrus.
BoingBall says (to Mona), "You have an even number of letters in your name, therefore you are a wolf"
Hloif arrives, full of funk, but no fun.
jwalrus says, "that means me or schep. I know it's not me, so"
Floyd | jwalrus votes to lynch schep.
Mona says, "that leaves jwal or schep..."
jwalrus says (to boing), "nice tactic"
Mona says, "mmm"
BoingBall says, "wait, no, *I* set everyone on Hloif"
Floyd | jwalrus retracts a vote for schep.
jwalrus asks (of boing), "you did?"
BoingBall says, "yeah"
Mona says (to BoingBall), "that's so not true"
jwalrus says, "dammit"
BoingBall says, "I voted for him, then I said it was him or BrenBarn, then Mona voted for him"
jwalrus asks, "all of us voted for hloif at some point, right?"
schep says, "still, she agreed when it was still very unclear."
Mona asks (of BoingBall), "you're the seer, why do you work against us?"
schep says (to jwalrus), "Something like that."
jwalrus asks (of Mona), "for values of 'work against us' apporaching 'get wolves ynched'?"
BoingBall says (to Mona), "I'll paste up the whole section if you want me to"
BrenBarn says, "Eeeagh, no pastebombs please"
jwalrus says, "um, lynched"
maga_dogg signed Are You A Werewolf? quiz.
schep says, "10 line max"
BoingBall says, "(j/K)"
Mona says, "I just don't know. Say BoB is a wolf and not the seer. The real seer should have no reason not to step out now."
BoingBall says, "I am the seer"
jwalrus says (to Mona), "therefore, BoB *is* the seer"
Mona says (to Boing), "I believe you that much"
BoingBall says, "and a bloody unlucky one at that"
jwalrus says, "mona is acting too suspicious here"
jwalrus says, "but I don't actually have any reason to vote yet"
Mona says (to jwalrus), "nice try"
jwalrus says (to Mona), "hey, I can vote if you'd rather"
Mona says, "not what I meant"
schep says, "I agree Mona is acting suspicious, but still think she's been acting for the good side."
Mona asks, "so schep, what's your story?"
BoingBall says, "I really did vote for hloif before Mona said she tended more toward him"
Mona says, "for me it's jw or schep. jw is always suspicious, but..."
schep says, "I'm a villager, and I did help turn the tide for Hloif, but only partway through."
schep says, "It's not a very good story."
jwalrus asks, "oh dammit, am I going to get lynched *again*?"
Mona says, "looks like"
schep says (to jwalrus), "Well, I think you're a wolf, so."
jwalrus says, "I voted for hloif at the beginning, but that was more or less silliness"
Mona says (to jwal), "that was your dying move"
jwalrus asks, "what?"
Floyd | mona votes to lynch jwalrus.
schep says (to jwalrus), "Consider it a compliment to your wolf-playing skills."
jwalrus says, "you'll all die"
</nm> "The affectionate emigrant found / A new reality in parrot-squawks." --Wallace Stevens
BoingBall says, "I'm sticking to Mona, actually"
schep asks, "ur. stalemate?"
Mona says, "this is too tedious"
jwalrus says, "looks that way"
jwalrus asks, "so, schep and mona say me, and boing and I say mona?"
BoingBall asks (of jw), "Who are you voting?"
(From maga_dogg) Floyd | floyd votes to get the hell on with it
jwalrus says, "nominally mona, but I haven't voted"
Floyd | jwalrus votes to lynch mona.
Mona says (to BoingBall), "look:"
jwalrus says, "there"
schep says (to BB), "Mona was important in getting Hloif lynched, when there was no reason for a wolf to have to sacrifice."
Floyd | jwalrus retracts a vote for mona.
BoingBall says (to Mona), "I'm lookin'"
Mona says (to BoingBall), "I first narrowed down to schep or Hloif. You then said Hloif, and later I said I tend more towards Hloif (as opposed to schep)"
jwalrus asks, "why not schep *and* hloif?"
Mona says, "so I do take some credit for getting Hloif out of the picture"
<Loden> Loden has connected to ifMUD.
Mona says (to jwalrus), "your story is weaker now than schep's"
Mona says, "otherwise it'd be schep"
jwalrus says, "dammit, I'm fed up of dying"
jwalrus asks, "why is it weaker?"
Mona asks, "overacting?"
schep says, "at least I did help get Hloif lynched."
jwalrus asks, "what, just because I always get lynched?"
schep says, "and not just participate in piling-on."
jwalrus says, "wait, listen to me first"
Floyd | schep retracts a vote for jwalrus.
schep listens.
maga_dogg always overacts, no matter what
BrenBarn says, "Even if he's dead"
jwalrus says, "I don't tend to vote people as soon as I suspect them, so it seems as though I'm less willing to lynch people"
jwalrus says, "I suspected hloif, but I can't remember what I said about it"
jwalrus says, "if anything"
jwalrus says, "probably nothing, knowing my luck"
Mona says, "I don't know. I don't really like people who are defending themselves on 'general principle' grounds."
schep says, "like I said, you're good at keeping people from knowing whether you're really a wolf, in all cases."
schep asks, "Is that all?"
jwalrus asks, "you don't like me any more?"
Mona says, "I'll stick to jwalrus. If he's just being sloppy, then schep gets lucky."
Floyd | boingball changes vote from mona to schep.
jwalrus says, "yeah, more or less ... it wasn't a big revelation, just wanted to say it before I died"
Floyd | schep votes to lynch jwalrus.
jwalrus says, "bye"
Floyd | jwalrus votes to lynch jwalrus.
Floyd | A majority has voted to lynch jwalrus, who is strung up and dies
Floyd | before sundown. jwalrus turns out to have been a werewolf.
Floyd | All the werewolves and Mafia have been killed.
Floyd | The villagers win.
Floyd | boingball was a seer.
Floyd asks, "That game over already?  It was just getting good.  Wanna play another?"
Mona says, "nice."
jwalrus says, "well, I tried"
schep asks, "what's with all the wolf suicides?"
maga_dogg says (to jwalrus), "dear god, that was needed"
Hloif says (to schep), "Because otherwise the game WOULD NEVER MOVE."
BrenBarn says, "Wow"
schep says, "sure it would."
jwalrus says, "well, there was no way I could have persuaded one of you to vote for the other"
maga_dogg says, "there needs to be some way of getting evidence"
BoingBall says, "what schep said"
Hloif still maintains there was NO reason to suspect he was a wolf.
jwalrus says, "or boingball"
BrenBarn says (to Hloif), "Except that you were"
Hloif says, "But, we've established I suck at this game, so who cares what I think.  :)"
jwalrus says, "so, I couldn't have won"
Mona says (to Hloif), "suspicious meta behavior is always a reason."
BrenBarn says (to Hloif), "As you said, you're inexperienced, is all"
BoingBall says (to Hloif), "There was an element of luck, sure"
maga_dogg asks, "do we dare play another?"
BrenBarn says, "I'm up for it"
BoingBall says, "owlright"
schep says (to Hloif), "I didn't start to suspect you until you got too repetitive about being confused."
Hloif is up for it, too, but can we add an extra character or two to make it a little more interesting?
Hloif says (to schep), "But I WAS confused."
Mona says (to Hloif), "and conjuring clogged johns and weddings is *very* suspicious."
jwalrus says, "hee"
Hloif exclaims (at Mona), "But both those things were true, honest!"