Floyd | A new game begins with 9 players composed of 2 werewolves, 1 seer, and
Floyd | 6 villagers.  Now it is night; time for the werewolves to KILL, the
Floyd | seer to IDENTIFY and the rest to SLEEP.
josh_g says, "likewise"
jwalrus asks, "baner, for nine?"
BrenBarn says, "scaPeGoat"
jwalrus says, "too late"
You whisper "sleep" to Floyd.
Floyd whispers, "You lie in bed, the wind waking you every ten minutes."
Floyd | ellison, a villager, doesn't wake up today.
Floyd | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch.
jwalrus says, "aww"
Hloif says, "Oh no, poor Ellison."
Storme says, "awr"
Ellison says, "welp, off to grandmother's house I go"
BrenBarn says, "whoever did that is bogue, in light of what Ell just said"
Ellison has disconnected.
Ellison goes back to Squeamhurst..
ParserGirl sobs at Ellison's grave.
jwalrus asks (of brenbarn), ""bogue"?"
Jota asks, "Bogue?"
josh_g asks, "huh?"
Emily asks, "bogus, only frenchy?"
Emily says, "also, re the game not being cool if you get killed right off, I assume"
BrenBarn says, "just a one-syllable form of bogus"
josh_g says, "that's wack"
josh_g says, "(one-syllable form of 'wacky')"
ParserGirl says, "that be wack"
Jota says (to josh), "You mean 'waque'."
Emily says, "ookee dokee"
Storme asks, "so, who'd wanna kill Ellison?"
josh_g says, "well, we have a murder on our hands, and someone must pay"
Emily says, "I'm a mere villageress"
BrenBarn says, "and pay plenty!"
Floyd | jwalrus votes to lynch josh_g.
jwalrus says, "(sorry, stdresponse.h)"
Floyd | jwalrus retracts a vote for josh_g.
josh_g says, "hee"
Storme says, "I am but a poor peasant girl"
jwalrus RTA 'I am but a poor parser girl'.
josh_g says, "I am the captain of the pinafore ... wait, I'm a villager"
Jota scrolls back to see if there were any particularly vicious responses to his suggestion, finds none.
ParserGirl says, "We need a Parser in this game."
BrenBarn says, "hee"
BrenBarn says, "Floyd does the parsing here"
ParserGirl says, "I am a poor storme girl"
josh_g says, "I sense deceit from the one clad in tights"
ParserGirl says (to josh_g), "That's just the burrito you had for lunch."
Jota says (to josh), "Wait, I thought she was supposed to be the heroine and you the villain."
josh_g says, "*uuurp* whoops, you're right"
Storme tries to look to see who's wearing tights inconspicuously
josh_g says (to Jota), "in the murky world of werewolf, heroes and villains are all dubious"
ParserGirl says (to josh_g), "Also, anyone wearing Powerpuff Girl underwear is immediately suspect."
BrenBarn says, "I must always suspect PG"
josh_g says, "aha, foiled you again! I'm wearing my pokemon underwear today"
BrenBarn says, "s/must/must needs"
Storme says, "clearly, we all need to reveal our underwear to prove out innocence to josh and PG"
Hloif says, "Um...  I haven't said anything.  I must be the wolf.  People should all vote to lynch me RIGHT NOW."
Floyd | jwalrus votes to lynch hloif.
Jota says, "Um. I'm not sure it'd be appropriate to check who is and isn't wearing PPG underwear, at the moment..."
Floyd | emily votes to lynch hloif.
Floyd | josh_g votes to lynch hloif.
Floyd | jwalrus retracts a vote for hloif.
josh_g says, "can't think of a reason not to"
Floyd | jota votes to lynch hloif.
ParserGirl says (to Jota), "I So read that as PG's underwear"
Hloif says, "Thanks, all."
Floyd | storme votes to lynch hloif.
Jota shrugs.
You whisper "who" to Floyd.
Hloif says, "I'm sorry, I thought I'd have time for this."
Floyd whispers, "Current players (8):"
Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "josh_g has 0 votes and votes to lynch hloif."
Floyd whispers, "jwalrus has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "hloif has 4 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "storme has 0 votes and votes to lynch hloif."
Floyd whispers, "jota has 0 votes and votes to lynch hloif."
Floyd whispers, "emily has 0 votes and votes to lynch hloif."
Floyd whispers, "parsergirl has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd | jwalrus votes to lynch hloif.
Floyd | A majority has voted to lynch hloif, who is strung up and dies before
Floyd | sundown. hloif turns out to have been a villager.
Floyd | Night has fallen; time for some to sleep and others to kill.
josh_g says, "oh okay"
BrenBarn says, "pshaw"
You whisper "sleep" to Floyd.
Floyd whispers, "You fall asleep, the cold deadly night outside."
Hloif has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
Floyd | storme, a seer, is conspicuously missing from today's gathering.
Floyd | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch.
Emily says, "eeagh"
jwalrus says, "yowch. unlucky"
josh_g says, "arg"
Storme says, "erf"
jwalrus says, "and I was just about to suggest playing IIAAS"
Jota says, "Hrm."
BrenBarn says, "ooh, bummer"
ParserGirl says, "eeeagh"
Emily covers Storme's remains in a sheet
Jota says, "This is not a good start."
josh_g asks, "why do the good ones always die young?  why?!?"
ParserGirl says (to josh_g), "You're 46."
josh_g says, "*sniff* sorry, I'll be okay"
jwalrus asks, "ok, so what did storme say last round that would make anyone kill her?"
josh_g says (to PG), "so what's you're poi- heeeey"
Jota says (to josh), "Well. In this game, almost everyone dies young."
josh_g says, "s/you're/your/, sheesh"
BrenBarn says (to jwal), "nothing much"
jwalrus | Storme says, "clearly, we all need to reveal our underwear to prove out innocence to josh and PG"
josh_g says, "so obviously it's someone who doesn't want me to see their underwear"
BrenBarn says, "incriminating evidence indeed jwalrus"
jwalrus says, "I suspect josh or peegee of killing storme in order to prevent weird old mudders flashing them"
BrenBarn says, "yay"
ParserGirl says (to josh_g), "You first."
BrenBarn says, "a PG/jg combo would be diabolical"
josh_g says, "true, but PG has never let such a thing happen"
BrenBarn says, "Your honor, I refuse to show my underwear on the grounds that it might incriminate me"
josh_g says, "anyway, clearly I have nothing against seeing Storme's underwear"
Jota says, "Or an Anson Turner/Andrew Pontious combo."
ParserGirl says (to josh_g), "We'd turn each other in at the first opportunity"
josh_g says, "so I wouldn't have killed her"
Storme says, "(from beyond the grave at josh) *cough*"
BrenBarn says (to Jota), "yay"
Jota says, "Hmm. If I were a wolf, I'd have killed someone who'd be unlikely to b linked back to me."
Jota asks, "So who here would have the most reason to think Oggb's death wouldn't be their doing?"
<devil> Oh, how I rue the day the Americans set their sights on evil!
jwalrus says, "well, storme didn't really have any kind of link to anyone"
BrenBarn asks, "so the wolf is someone Storme definitely DIDN'T say anything about?"
ParserGirl asks, "Oggb?"
Storme says (to PG), "me"
Jota says (to BrB), "I can't say 'definitely' about anything. I'm just trying to think like I would if I were the wolf."
Storme says, "and now I return to deathly silence"
jwalrus says, "ok, based on what Jota is saying, I'm wondering if he's the wolf"
BrenBarn says (to Jota), "perhaps that's easy for you. . ."
josh_g says, "Storme was such a great person ... sometimes it's almost as if I can still hear her"
jwalrus says, "except, were he, he'd be unlikely to highlight a line of reasoning which points to him"
Jota says, "Er. If I were the wolf, I also wouldn't be telling you about my strategies for what I'd do if I were a wolf."
BrenBarn says, "cunning"
josh_g says, "well if I were the wolf, I'd be killing people at random. and when I'm a villager, I lynch people at random"
jwalrus says, "it could be a double-bluff"
josh_g says, "so I'm no help really"
Jota says, "Anyway, I'm leaning towards either Emily or BrB. No real reason. Not an accusation."
josh_g says, "but since Emily is being really quiet, and I am a random lyncher ..."
Emily says, "I am a mere villager"
Floyd | josh_g votes to lynch emily.
BrenBarn says, "as am I"
jwalrus says, "emily has been very quiet"
josh_g says, "hmm, well she did speak there"
Emily says, "augh, the reason I'm quiet is that I have a head cold"
BrenBarn says, "brought on by gorging on HUMAM FLESH!"
Emily says, "in a spirit of retaliation, however..."
josh_g says, "well we can't vote for the headcold"
BrenBarn says, "honestly, I have no reason to believe it's Emily"
Floyd | emily votes to lynch josh_g.
josh_g says, "otherwise I'd lynch it for ya"
ParserGirl says, "s/head cold/DESIRE FOR BLOOD"
BrenBarn says, "I am suspicious of Jota"
Emily says, "heh"
BrenBarn says, "and jwal is a tricky one as well"
BrenBarn says, "and so's PG"
You whisper "who" to Floyd.
Floyd whispers, "Current players (6):"
Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "josh_g has 1 vote and votes to lynch emily."
Floyd whispers, "jwalrus has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "jota has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "emily has 1 vote and votes to lynch josh_g."
Floyd whispers, "parsergirl has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Emily says, "how about this: let's lynch the person who, if they were wolf, would be the most dangerous and tricky wolf"
jwalrus says, "trickiness abounds"
(From Jota) BrenBarn says, "In fact, I'd like to lynch you all."
Emily says, "and then if they're a villager, they will at least feel flattered"
</lurd> rollback
jwalrus says (to emily), "that's you or jota, or maybe me"
josh_g says, "hee hee"
Emily says, "I was going towards Jota"
BrenBarn says, "to me, that means Jota, jwal, or PG"
ParserGirl says, "I don't have much to add, except my villagerness.  I'm surveying the conversation"
Floyd | emily changes vote from josh_g to jota.
josh_g says, "that's definitely not me, I always get lost and fall back on random killing"
Floyd | josh_g changes vote from emily to jota.
Jota says (to Emily), "Except keep in mind that the person who would, as a wolf, be most dangerous, is also most likely to be a good logical villager."
BrenBarn asks, "wow, if we're wrong, we lose, huh?"
josh_g asks, "what, already?"
Emily says, "but CANNOT BE TRUSTED"
Floyd | jwalrus votes to lynch jota.
Jota says, "Please don't lynch me."
jwalrus says, "well, ok"
Floyd | jwalrus retracts a vote for jota.
Floyd | jota votes to lynch emily.
BrenBarn says, "well, 1 villager dead today and 1 dead tonight leaves 2 villagers and 2 wolves tomorrow"
josh_g asks, "we've got 6 people left, we get another turn yet no matter what don't we?"
josh_g says, "oh, hmm"
BrenBarn says, "the situation is precarious"
josh_g says, "good point"
Jota says (to josh), "If we lynch a villager, the wolves will eat one of us tonight."
Jota says, "Leaving four: two and two. We lose."
Floyd | josh_g retracts a vote for jota.
BrenBarn says, "it might be useful to try to pick wolf pairs and then lynch the person in the most pairs"
Emily asks, "what does that mean?"
BoingBall arrives, full of fun, but no funk.
BrenBarn says, "well, actually in this case we know so little it's not likely to be super useful"
josh_g says, "I don't see how that can help, but hey, if it means dead werewolf"
Jota says (to Emily), "I think it means, look at person A. Whom has person A never spoken against? So person A might be teamed up with that other person."
BrenBarn says (to Emily), "I just mean, try to think of pairs of people who are acting in concert"
jwalrus asks, "ok, anyone care to suggest some wolf pairs?"
Emily asks (of Jota), "so I should quickly denounce as many of you as possible to prove my innocence?"
Jota says, "Except it seems that'd be a big list, what with combinatorics and all..."
BrenBarn says, "well, PG/jg has been mentioned, and seems as likely as any"
BrenBarn says, "and I haven't noticed them saying anything against each other"
ParserGirl says (to BB), "we've done nothing but say things against each other"
josh_g says, "yeah, I thought when the PG-or-jg idea came up, I made it pretty clear that PG was the obvious choice"
</lpsmith> Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes.
BrenBarn says, "hrm"
josh_g says, "after all, she's got no reason to see Storme in her underwear"
BrenBarn asks, "OR DOES SHE???"
josh_g says, "but the rest of you, on the other hand"
Jota says, "Anyway, I still feel instinctively that Emily or BrB is a wolf. And Emily started the campaign to have me lynched."
BrenBarn says, "Emily is Jota's campaign manager"
Emily says (to Jota), "only because you decided that I must be a wolf"
ParserGirl says, "I don't swing that way!"
Floyd | emily retracts a vote for jota.
Emily asks, "happy?"
Jota says, "Given that Emily is probably clever enough to count the people left, that means she probably knew that just killing off the cleverest person wouldn't be a good villager strategy."
josh_g says, "there's a little too much peace and luv in this room for my liking"
Floyd | josh_g votes to lynch parsergirl.
Storme (from beyond the grave) says, "stop dragging my underwear into this"
Floyd | parsergirl votes to lynch josh_g.
josh_g tries to vote for Storme
Emily says (to Jota), "now you're sounding more and more like a wolf to me again"
Floyd | emily votes to lynch jota.
Floyd | josh_g changes vote from parsergirl to jota.
BrenBarn says, "Jota seems as likely as any"
Jota says (to Emily), "I do not. You're just using rhetoric."
You whisper "who" to Floyd.
Floyd whispers, "Current players (6):"
Floyd whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "josh_g has 1 vote and votes to lynch jota."
Floyd whispers, "jwalrus has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Floyd whispers, "jota has 2 votes and votes to lynch emily."
Floyd whispers, "emily has 1 vote and votes to lynch jota."
Floyd whispers, "parsergirl has 0 votes and votes to lynch josh_g."
ParserGirl says, "I inherently suspect Emily"
Emily says, "ah well, kill me if you will-- but you'll be dead in the morning"
BrenBarn says, "I inherently suspect PG"
BrenBarn says, "but I also suspect Jota"
Jota says (to Emily), "If you unvote me, I'll unvote you."
jwalrus says, "ooh, it's like mutual disarmament"
Floyd | emily retracts a vote for jota.
Floyd | jota retracts a vote for emily.
josh_g says, "this ain't no cold war, you sissies"
josh_g votes for all of ya!
BrenBarn says, "wolf disarmament"
BrenBarn says, "bah, let's kill someone"
ParserGirl says (to josh_g), "Easy there STalin"
Floyd | josh_g changes vote from jota to brenbarn.
Floyd | jota votes to lynch brenbarn.
BrenBarn says (to PG), "When democracy fails, you can count on Stalin!"
BrenBarn says, "hey!"
josh_g says, "hee hee"
Floyd | emily votes to lynch brenbarn.
You whisper "vote Jota" to Floyd.
Floyd | brenbarn votes to lynch jota.
Jota asks (of BrB), "Not what you had in mind?"
BrenBarn says, "not at all"
BoingBall exclaims (at Brenbarn), "we have lynched you by the eye... with democracy!"
BrenBarn says (to Boing), "hooray!"
jwalrus says, "MUAHA"
Floyd | jwalrus votes to lynch brenbarn.
Floyd | A majority has voted to lynch brenbarn, who is strung up and dies
Floyd | before sundown. brenbarn turns out to have been a villager.
Floyd | Night has fallen; time for some to sleep and others to kill.
BrenBarn says, "fools"
Floyd | jota, a villager, is dead.
Floyd | there are as many werewolves as villagers; they kill the remaining
Floyd | villagers during the day.
Floyd | The werewolves have won.
Floyd | josh_g was a werewolf.
Floyd | jwalrus was a werewolf.
Floyd asks, "That game over already?  It was just getting good.  Wanna play another?"
josh_g says, "Muahahahahaha"
Jota says, "Wow."
BrenBarn says, "oh, the j-men"
ParserGirl says (to josh_g), "you villain!"
BrenBarn says, "you fiends"
Jota says (to Wolves), "Exceedingly well done."
josh_g says (to jwalrus), "you RULE"
Storme says, "grr, that was so annoying"
Emily says, "that was intriguing"
Storme says, "I identified Emily and Jota"
josh_g says, "that laugh was hilarious"