Waldo | A new game begins with 9 players composed of 2 werewolves, 1 seer, 1
Waldo | fool, and 5 villagers.  Now it is night; time for the werewolves to
Waldo | KILL, the seer to IDENTIFY, the fool to IDENTIFY and the rest to
Waldo | SLEEP.
You whisper "sleep" to Floyd.
Julian says (to BrenBarn), "that's the joke."
Waldo whispers, "** You need to SLEEP **"
You whisper "sleep" to Waldo.
Waldo whispers, "You get into bed, having locked your doors, knowing it won't"
Waldo whispers, "help."
Waldo | ctate, a villager, looks like the result of using a blender in
Waldo | entirely the wrong way.
Waldo | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch.
Hloif says, "Eep."
maga_dogg says, "eeagh"
ctate says, "PAYBACK!"
BrenBarn says, "aw"
andyf says, "Oog."
DavidW says, "Tough luck, ctate."
andyf says, "That's one of the nastier you've-been-eaten messages."
Hloif looks at ctate's mangled body.  "Payback was the movie he was on his way home from the video store with.  How sad."
DavidW asks, "Was ctate a wolf last game?"
Hloif remembers how bad Payback was.  "Wait, lucky him."
schep says (to DW), "yeah. He and Hloif, and I was devil."
maga_dogg says (to DavidW), "yes, a particuarly sly one"
(From ctate) You hear an ectoplasmic snigger.
BrenBarn says, "ectoplasmic?  hee hee"
DavidW says, "ah. So, if the first killing was payback, then the wolf must've been in the previous game."
Julian says, "Oh, everyone:  I'm a villager."
BrenBarn says, "ha!"
schep says (to Julian), "wow, me too."
maga_dogg says (to Julian), "i believe you"
DavidW says, "I'm a villager also."
BoingBall says, "me = villager"
maga_dogg says, "but because I am evil I will lynch you anyway. OH OOPS I GAVE MYSELF AWAY"
Julian says, "It doesn't work if other people say it, too."
schep says, "heh."
andyf says, "Funny you all should mention it..."
</Hugo> Hugo has disconnected from ifMUD.
andyf says, "I'm actually not just a villager, but, in fact, a Village Person."
DavidW asks (of andyf), "Cool. Which one?"
Julian says, "boingball and hloif, maybe BrenBarn."
schep says (to andyf), "those guys were pretty hairy..."
Julian demonstrates his psychic powers.
BrenBarn asks, "what?"
Julian says, "You're werewolves.  Duh."
andyf says (to schep), "Heh."
BrenBarn says, "get outta here"
Julian says, "Well, two of you."
Julian exclaims (at BrenBarn), "no, really!"
schep says, "also, if I'm the seer then Hloif is innocent."
andyf asks (of Julian), "What's your reasoning?"
BrenBarn says (to Julian), "Oh, you're serious?  In that case yeah I am a werewolf haw haw haw"
Hloif says, "Well, if I'm the seer, then BoingBall is a villager."
BrenBarn says, "If I am seer, Julian is a wolf"
maga_dogg reorients himself after far too much #duelling-markovs
New default channel: if/comps/iflibcomp
maga_dogg says, "IIAS, ctate was a villager"
Julian asks (of BrenBarn), "really?"
DavidW says, "If I'm the seer, Julian is a werewolf."
</Marvin> What *is* your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?
<Marvin> And let's not forget I'm wearing a rotting finger around my neck.
Julian says, "bah.  I'm not a werwolf.  Either you two are wolves, joking, or fools."
andyf says, "If I'm a seer, BoingBall is Scooby Doo. Er, a villager, that is."
BrenBarn says (to julian), "dude, this is the seer game"
Julian says, "Come on, if you're a fool step up, you'll only help your cause."
DavidW says (to Julian), "Joking, in my case."
<Hugo> Hugo has connected to ifMUD.
BoingBall says, "iias, andyf is Daphne"
Julian asks (of BrenBarn), "whups, no fool?"
BrenBarn says, "Like I'm the seer, I'm like Shaggy!"
andyf says, "Eeeagh! I'm poorly-animated!"
schep says, "a fool thinks he's a seer."
Hloif says (to BoingBall), "Ha."
BrenBarn says, "s/like/like if"
Julian says (to schep), "yeah, but if someone fingered me as a wolf, they're the fool."
DavidW says, "If I'm the seer, ctate was a box of Scooby snacks."
Hloif says, "Hrm."
schep says (to Julian), "if you say so."
Waldo | hloif votes to lynch julian.
Julian asks, "um, it was said earlier that fools see randomly except on the seer.  Do they see people randomly as seers, too?"
maga_dogg asks, "okay, who started the flood of Scooby references so I can lynch 'em?"
BrenBarn says, "hrm"
Waldo | julian votes to lynch hloif.
schep says (to Julian), "people also make stuff up, of course."
BrenBarn says (to Julian), "no"
BoingBall says (to maga), "andyf was the earliest I saw"
Julian says (to BrenBarn), "thankee."
schep says, "in this game, a fool will never id someone as 'seer'. They might see a 'fool' though."
Waldo | maga_dogg votes to lynch andyf.
Julian asks (of maga_dogg), "why?"
Waldo | andyf votes to lynch maga_dogg.
maga_dogg says (to Julian), "starting the scooby refs"
andyf says, "Dogg, wolf, close enough."
schep says, "but I like Scooby Doo."
maga_dogg says (to Julian), "also for making that tired old joke yet AGAIN"
BrenBarn says, "hee hee"
Julian says, "hee."
BrenBarn says, "I like Scooby Doo too"
Julian asks, "OK BrenBarn, are you a wolf?"
BrenBarn says, "I mistrust maga's anti-Scooby machinations!"
BrenBarn says (to Julian), "uh, no"
Waldo | boingball votes to lynch maga_dogg.
Julian exclaims, "OK!  He passes!"
andyf says (to maga_dogg), "In a word, thbbt."
Waldo | maga_dogg retracts a vote for andyf.
Waldo | andyf retracts a vote for maga_dogg.
maga_dogg says (to andyf), "thy tongue has set you free"
DavidW asks, "How does one retract a vote?"
maga_dogg says, "ww unvote"
Waldo | boingball retracts a vote for maga_dogg.
BoingBall says (to davidw), "unvote"
Hloif says (to DavidW), "ww unvote"
Julian says, "hum, Hloif and Boingball."
Miseri has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
andyf says (to maga_dogg), "Yeah, I can pick locks with it."
Waldo | julian changes vote from hloif to boingball.
Hloif exclaims (at Julian), "I'm not a wolf!"
maga_dogg says (to andyf), "rowr"
Julian says (to Hloif), "Oh?  nevermind."
BrenBarn asks, "what the dilly-o?"
andyf asks, "So, seriously, do we have any viable candidates?"
<ParserGirl> From hell's curio cabinet, I peer at thee! From the suburban maw of bourgeoise horrors, I stare at thee!
BoingBall asks, "'me = villager'. do I have to say this a third time?"
Hloif says (to Julian), "You just seriously like to lynch people too much."
schep says (to Julian), "stop that."
maga_dogg says (to andyf), "nope :)"
Waldo | schep votes to lynch julian.
Hloif says (to BoingBall), "No."
DavidW says, "Not enough info."
Waldo | julian retracts a vote for boingball.
Julian says, "OK."
BrenBarn says, "I am suspicious of Julian for going around accusing people of being wolves"
schep says (to BoingBall), "you do, and I'll be forced to vote for you."
andyf says, "Well, Julian was named as a wolf twice."
DavidW says, "But if the first killing was revenge, then I claim I'm not the wolf, since I wasn't here."
maga_dogg says (to schep), "classic newb behaviour"
Waldo | andyf votes to lynch julian.
schep says (to maga), "true"
BrenBarn says, "hmm"
Julian says, "I theorise that only people who are tired of me talking and wolves would like me dead, so I'm going to be quiet, and if anyone votes to lynch me (except BrenBarn), you should lynch them."
andyf says, "(for want of a better candidate)"
schep says, "but there is that IIAS thing as well."
BrenBarn says, "!?!?!"
andyf says, "I'm in favour of the game not going on forever."
Hloif says (to andyf), "I second that motion."
DavidW says, "afk a minute"
Waldo | maga_dogg votes to lynch julian.
Waldo | julian votes to lynch maga_dogg.
maga_dogg says, "bored now"
Julian says, "Well, if two people vote to lynch me (hello, werewolves?) the game will proceed."
Waldo | maga_dogg retracts a vote for julian.
maga_dogg says, "testing for bandwagon-jumpers. bah."
DavidW says, "back"
You whisper "who" to Floyd.
You whisper "who" to Waldo.
Waldo whispers, "Current players (8):"
Waldo whispers, "maga_dogg has 1 vote and hasn't yet voted."
Waldo whispers, "hloif has 0 votes and votes to lynch julian."
Waldo whispers, "julian has 3 votes and votes to lynch maga_dogg."
Waldo whispers, "schep has 0 votes and votes to lynch julian."
Waldo whispers, "boingball has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Waldo whispers, "andyf has 0 votes and votes to lynch julian."
Waldo whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Waldo whispers, "davidw has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
andyf says, "I'm open to other suggestions, but I'd just as soon get on with this."
You whisper "vote julian" to Waldo.
Waldo | brenbarn votes to lynch julian.
Waldo | davidw votes to lynch julian.
Waldo | A majority has voted to lynch julian, who is strung up and dies before
Waldo | sundown. julian turns out to have been a villager.
Waldo | Night has fallen; time for some to sleep and others to kill.
BrenBarn says, "hmm"
You whisper "sleep" to Waldo.
Waldo whispers, "You sleep, the full moon throwing eerie shadows across your"
Waldo whispers, "room."
DavidW says, "oops"
Julian swings and turns on the rope, a silent testament to something-or-other.
Waldo | boingball, a villager, looks like the result of using a blender in
Waldo | entirely the wrong way.
Waldo | It is now day. Time to VOTE on whom to lynch.
BrenBarn says, "urg"
schep asks, "the blender again?"
DavidW asks, "geez. Only two of us villagers left?"
BoingBall says, "me = dead villager"
You whisper "who" to Waldo.
Waldo whispers, "Current players (6):"
schep says, "nasty wolves."
Waldo whispers, "maga_dogg has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Waldo whispers, "hloif has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Waldo whispers, "schep has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Waldo whispers, "andyf has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Waldo whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Waldo whispers, "davidw has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Waldo | Current players (6):
Waldo | maga_dogg has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted.
Waldo | hloif has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted.
Waldo | schep has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted.
Waldo | andyf has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted.
Waldo | brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted.
Waldo | davidw has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted.
Waldo |
schep says, "hrm, last chance."
BrenBarn says, "we have to be right -- yeah"
maga_dogg says, "hmm. I'm suspecting bandwagon-jumping: i.e. davidW and BrenBarn"
Hloif asks, "Is there anything to lose by the seer coming forward?"
schep says (to Hloif), "well, sort of."
DavidW asks, "What is "bandwagon-jumping"?"
BrenBarn says, "there's still a fool too"
maga_dogg says (to Hloif), "it'll make for lots of foolish tomfoolery"
Hloif asks, "Well, if the seer did come forward, what would happen?"
Hloif says, "I'm always bad at figuring this stuff out."
maga_dogg says (to Hloif), "we'd argue for ages about who the seer was"
schep says (to Hloif), "everyone would get confused."
BrenBarn says, "we wouldn't know if it was really the seer"
maga_dogg says, "but we'd be more likely to get wolves"
schep says, "if I'm the seer, andyf is a wolf."
Hloif asks, "We have one fool, one seer, two werewolves?"
schep says (to Hloif), "yes"
Hloif asks, "And two villagers left?"
BrenBarn says, "If I'm seer, schep is a wolf"
maga_dogg says, "because it'd reduce suspects"
maga_dogg says, "Come out seer and fool, because then the villagers have a 2/3 chance of getting it right"
andyf says, "erm."
maga_dogg says, "I am the seer, and DavidW is a wolf."
Hloif asks (of maga_dogg), "Is that what you really think?"
BrenBarn says, "hmm"
DavidW says, "hmm"
Hloif says, "Well, that complicates things."
DavidW says (to maga), "I think you must be the fool, then."
Hloif says, "I think I'M the seer, and I saw maga_dogg as a fool."
schep says, "yeah, I might be seer."
BrenBarn says, "OOH"
BrenBarn says, "sneaky business here"
schep asks, "ooh, three claimers?"
andyf says, "Hrm, somebody's a wolf...."
maga_dogg says (to Hloif), "fools always see seers as fools"
Hloif asks (of schep), "You're claiming to be seer?"
Waldo | hloif votes to lynch schep.
maga_dogg says, "so this makes no odds"
schep says (to Hloif), "that or fool, yes."
schep says, "I don't really know."
DavidW says, "That means.. the wolves are schep and andyf."
andyf says, "/recall 60"
BrenBarn says, "hoot mon, I suspect maga and schep, but I doubt they're both wolves"
Waldo | davidw votes to lynch schep.
Waldo | maga_dogg votes to lynch davidw.
andyf says, "Hang on a sec."
Hloif says (to maga_dogg), "No, SCHEP."
BrenBarn says (to DW), "that was my tentative conclusion as well"
andyf asks, "How am I a wolf?"
schep says, "wait. no I'm not."
maga_dogg asks (of Hloif), "what makes you more likely to be seer than me?"
Hloif says (to maga_dogg), "I'm not saying I'm not, but you and I are both one or the other."
DavidW says, "Well, ok the wolves are 2 of schep, andyf, BrenBarn."
BrenBarn says (to maga), "the relevant question is, what makes him more likely to be wolf"
Hloif says (to maga_dogg), "I don't care what I am, but I'm one or the other and you're the other one."
schep says, "I bet maga_dogg is it and I'm fool. Which makes Hloif the other wolf."
Waldo | schep votes to lynch davidw.
Hloif exclaims, "I'm not a wolf!"
BrenBarn says, "that logic doesn't quite sway me"
maga_dogg says, "so either Hloif or schep are wolves, and one can just type faster"
Hloif exclaims (at BrenBarn), "Then vote for schep!"
schep says, "and DW is just confusing everyone by leaving himself out of it."
Hloif exclaims (at maga_dogg), "Stop it, please!"
andyf says, "Might as well flip a coin..."
You whisper "who" to Waldo.
Waldo whispers, "Current players (6):"
Waldo whispers, "maga_dogg has 0 votes and votes to lynch davidw."
Waldo whispers, "hloif has 0 votes and votes to lynch schep."
Waldo whispers, "schep has 2 votes and votes to lynch davidw."
Waldo whispers, "andyf has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Waldo whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Waldo whispers, "davidw has 2 votes and votes to lynch schep."
DavidW says (to schep), "I'm leaving me out because I know I'm a villager."
Hloif says (to maga_dogg), "Just vote for someone, but you have to know I'm not the wolf."
Waldo | andyf votes to lynch hloif.
andyf asks, "You sure?"
maga_dogg says (to Hloif), "or maybe just a thesp"
Waldo | hloif changes vote from schep to hloif.
BrenBarn says (to Hloif), "he's not voting for you"
BrenBarn says (to Hloif), "don't do that!"
You whisper "who" to Waldo.
Waldo whispers, "Current players (6):"
Waldo whispers, "maga_dogg has 0 votes and votes to lynch davidw."
Waldo whispers, "hloif has 2 votes and votes to lynch hloif."
Waldo whispers, "schep has 1 vote and votes to lynch davidw."
Waldo whispers, "andyf has 0 votes and votes to lynch hloif."
Waldo whispers, "brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted."
Waldo whispers, "davidw has 2 votes and votes to lynch schep."
Hloif says, "Fine, this is why this game annoys the heck out of me.  I swear."
Julian asks, "can you kill yourself, voting yourself?"
BrenBarn says, "yes, you can"
Julian says, "yay."
Hloif says, "If no one believes me, then I want everyone to vote for me so I can be done with this game."
BrenBarn says, "no, man"
maga_dogg says, "we want to live"
BrenBarn says, "think of the TEAM"
DavidW says (to Hloif), "I believe you."
Waldo | andyf retracts a vote for hloif.
Hloif says, "But I saw maga_dogg as either a fool or seer.  I KNOW THE TWO OF US ARE INNOCENT."
Hloif says, "And I don't care what he says."
BrenBarn says, "dude, he's NOT VOTING FOR YOU"
Waldo | hloif retracts a vote for hloif.
</Marvin> What *is* your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?
Waldo | Current players (6):
Waldo | maga_dogg has 0 votes and votes to lynch davidw.
Waldo | hloif has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted.
Waldo | schep has 1 vote and votes to lynch davidw.
Waldo | andyf has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted.
Waldo | brenbarn has 0 votes and hasn't yet voted.
Waldo | davidw has 2 votes and votes to lynch schep.
Waldo |
andyf asks, "So why are people voting for DavidW again?"
DavidW says (to andyf), "I don't know."
BrenBarn asks, "didn't maga ID him as wolf?"
Hloif says (to andyf), "I honestly don't know.  I think schep is acting much more wolflike."
andyf says, "I'm open to suggestions from a game-advancing standpoint."
maga_dogg says, "because there's a 50% chance he's a wolf, since I fingered him as such"
andyf says (to maga), "You did? Hrm."
Waldo | andyf votes to lynch davidw.
Waldo | hloif votes to lynch davidw.
Waldo | A majority has voted to lynch davidw, who is strung up and dies before
Waldo | sundown. davidw turns out to have been a villager.
Waldo | Night has fallen; time for some to sleep and others to kill.
BrenBarn says, "you gott -- argh"
DavidW says, "Told ya."
Waldo whispers, "** You need to SLEEP **"
You whisper "sleep" to Waldo.
Waldo asks, "That game over already?  It was just getting good.  Wanna play another?"
BoingBall says, "oops"
BrenBarn says, "aw, crash"
maga_dogg says, "HLOIF YOU CHEATING MOTHERFUCKER"
schep says, "yes, it was me and andyf."
Hloif exclaims (at maga_dogg), "I didn't do it!"
BrenBarn asks (of Hloif), "why did you vote for DW?"
maga_dogg says, "what- oh yeah, I was the fool. goddamn it"
schep says, "Hloif was the real seer."
BoingBall says (to waldo), "you suck"
Waldo says (to BoingBall), "Waldo doesn't know that trick."
DavidW says, "I was right. Dead, but right."
andyf says, "Hee hee."
Hloif says (to maga_dogg), "Really freaking cheap, I swear."
BrenBarn says, "I knew it was schep and andyf"
Hloif has had his fill of playing for now, and goes back to the Lounge.
BrenBarn asks, "what the heck was that all about?"
schep says, "seer/fool/wolf generates just enough confusion for the wolf to usually pull it off."
BrenBarn says, "I don't know how you wolves managed to finagle a DW-lynch out of that"
Hloif arrives, full of neither funk nor fun.
BrenBarn says, "I wouldn't have voted for him in a million years"
schep says, "beats me too."
maga_dogg says (to Hloif), "I was kind of thinking I was seer, since I pointed ctate as a villager"
Julian asks, "Um, isn't it night?"
ctate asks (of BrenBarn), "because everybody likes a david lynch?"
maga_dogg says, "and you were acting frantic enough for it to be a hoax"
BrenBarn says, "dude, the game's over"
BrenBarn says (to ctate), "YAY"
BoingBall says (to julian), "Waldo crashed"
Julian says, "oh."
schep says (to Julian), "Waldo choked."
BrenBarn asks (of Hloif), "why'd you vote for DW?"
Julian asks, "Hloif was a wolf, right?"
DavidW says (to ctate), "ow."
BrenBarn says, "no, it was schep and andyf"
maga_dogg says (to Julian), "no"
Hloif says (to maga_dogg), "Accusing me of shutting down the game is NOT cool.  I don't care how much you think I suck at the game, I take that as a personal insult."
andyf says, "I was trying the put-a-spin-on-things-with-questions method."
maga_dogg says (to Hloif), "I wasn't/"
ctate asks, "so who WERE the wolves?"
ctate asks, "schep & andyf?"
andyf says, "Yeah."
Hloif | maga_dogg says, "HLOIF YOU CHEATING MOTHERFUCKER"
schep says (to ctate), "andyf and I. Hloif was real seer, maga_dogg was fool."
maga_dogg says, "I never meant to imply you shut down the game by that"
Hloif says (to maga_dogg), "I guess I don't know what that means then."
Julian asks, "Look:  maga or hloif claimed to be seers or fools.  Hloif id'd maga as a seer, so he said.  maga id'd dW as a wolf, so he said.  maga was probably telling the truth, being a villager, so he was a fool.  Hloif is a wolf, right?"
maga_dogg says, "I meant to imply that you were acting a part in an evilly accurate manner"
Julian says, "oh, nm.  seers can't tell."
BrenBarn says (to Hloif), "oh come on"
Hloif says (to Julian), "NO."
Hloif says (to Julian), "I was either a seer or a fool."
maga_dogg says, "I had that typed out well before the game crashed"
schep says (to Julian), "no."
BrenBarn says (to Julian), "no, dude"
Julian says (to Hloif), "how could you be a fool?  maga'd have to be suicidal."